Defend The Man Cave

Do you know what sticky fingers, crumb snatchers,snoops, five finger discounters, burglars, man cave haters, pests and sleepwalkers have in common? They have been and will always be escorted out of my man cave electronically, secretly, physically and verbally.  I have compiled a list of products that will keep your man cave protected at all costs. From the cleaner fixer upper wife to the bugs and thieves who can’t stay away; I’ve got something for all of you.  Guard your man cave like you guard your remote. Some of our products are so easy to operate that you can do it while belching up a cold one.  
Indoor Motion Detection AlarmsIndoor Motion Detection Alarms
Adjustable Hidden Storage Compartment Coffee TableAdjustable Hidden Storage Compartment Coffee Table
Dual LED Motion LightDual LED Motion Light
Hand Forged Tachi Katana - The Caveman's GuideHand Forged Tachi Katana - The Caveman's Guide
Defence Tactical Pen - The Caveman's GuideDefence Tactical Pen - The Caveman's Guide
Retractable 3 Story Fire Escape Ladder - The Caveman's GuideRetractable 3 Story Fire Escape Ladder - The Caveman's Guide
Under Bed Safe - The Caveman's GuideUnder Bed Safe - The Caveman's Guide
Burglar Deterrent Home Security System - The Caveman's GuideBurglar Deterrent Home Security System - The Caveman's Guide
Survival Tabs - The Caveman's GuideSurvival Tabs - The Caveman's Guide
Dual Fuel Portable Generator - The Caveman's GuideDual Fuel Portable Generator - The Caveman's Guide
Compound Bow - The Caveman's GuideCompound Bow - The Caveman's Guide
Torch 250 Flashlight - The Caveman's GuideTorch 250 Flashlight - The Caveman's Guide
Hand Crank & Solar Radio - The Caveman's GuideHand Crank & Solar Radio - The Caveman's Guide
Undersink Reverse Osmosis Water Filter System - The Caveman's GuideUndersink Reverse Osmosis Water Filter System - The Caveman's Guide
English Dictionary Book Safe - The Caveman's GuideEnglish Dictionary Book Safe - The Caveman's Guide
The Neighbors Have Better Stuff Doormat - The Caveman's GuideThe Neighbors Have Better Stuff Doormat - The Caveman's Guide