The Ma'am Cave

My wife is always nagging that I don't make time for her, so after hours and weeks of complaining I have found a fool-proof solution.  We know it's a man's world but I decided to give her a piece of the pie and create a Ma'am Cave.  Hey fellas, I'm still the macho cave man but my I gotta keep the misses happy and off my back.  So without further ado I give you the Ma'am Cave.