Weird But Useful Products You Can Get For Under $30

What if I told you that I could make your cell phone charge with a shoestring and an aluminum can? Good thing I am telling you and not showing you. Sorry to get your hopes up, get a charger and pull up a seat. Now that I have your attention check out these 21 Weird But Useful Products that are all under $30 Bucks!

#1. Nintendo Cartridge Drinking Flask

Nintendo Cartridge Drinking Flask - The Caveman's Guide

You came, you saw and now you want it. These Nintendo inspired game cartridge flasks are perfect for the retro video game lover.These NES Flasks will hold about 5 or 6 shots of your favorite real-life health potion. Made from the same plastic that real cartridges were made out of.

 Available @ Amazon

#2. Dude Sized Butt Wipes

Dude Sized Butt Wipes - The Caveman's Guide

A Dude sized butt wipe that's gentle on your behind and keeps it fresh all day. You know you secretly hate using toilet paper. Sometimes the stuff feels like your wiping your behind with sandpaper. These wipes are made with soothing aloe and vitamin e to protect your sensitive sides. And they look manly.

 Available @ Amazon

#3. Black Drinking Water

Black Drinking Water - The Caveman's Guide

They say once you go black...well you know the rest. You're probably wondering why is this water black huh? Well the science-ish answer is, nutrient-rich fulvic and humic minerals are naturally dark in color. When added to water they turn the water black, naturally! There are no additional dyes or color added to this water.The fulvic and humic minerals added to this water help the human body effectively break down, absorb, and transport key nutrients.

 Available @ Amazon

#4. Portable Bidet

Portable Bidet - The Caveman's Guide

Using the Happy Bottom portable bidet will provide you with a fresh, out-of-the-shower feeling that will reduce your toilet paper consumption and leave you feeling amazingly fresh and clean throughout the day. An excellent design, simple to use and discreet. What's better than using toilet paper to clean yourself? Water!

 Available @ Amazon

#5. Sexy Lady Cocktail Glass

Sexy Lady Cocktail Glass - The Caveman's Guide

When lit, this Hanging Man Lamp will bring an elegant dimension into your dining room. Perfect on its own for a small bedroom or den, and would pair well with a second or third to fill out a larger space.

 Available @ It's Okay To Be Weird

#6. Hundred Dollar Bill Rug

Hundred Dollar Bill Rug - The Caveman's Guide

This vibrant life size replica of the world renowned $100 dollar bill is printed on a low profile, soft to the touch runner rug which will look awesome in your home.Place in the bathroom for early morning inspiration from Benjamin Franklin, in your entryway to use as a conversation starter or in your kitchen to give you a push start in the morning while you are grabbing a cup of coffee.

 Available @ Amazon

#7. Fried Egg Mug Warmer

Fried Egg Mug Warmer - The Caveman's Guide

To ensure that your cup of tea, coffee, or hot cocoa stays at the perfect temperature, we recommend investing in a mug warmer. Designed to look like a perfectly fried egg, this bright and cheerful warmer plugs in to your USB port and will help keep your drinks at the perfect temperature, while adding a splash of colour to your desk or table.

 Available @ I Want One Of Those

#8. Ninja Disguise Flip Tshirt

Ninja Disguise Flip Tshirt - The Caveman's Guide

If you are the type of person who feels like you have a little ninja inside then this Ninja Disguise Flip shirt is for you. When someone enters your man cave and starts messing with your prized possessions just flip this up and show em your ninjutsu skills.

 Available @ Amazon

#9. I'm So Hungover Cookbook

The I'm So Hungover Cookbook - The Caveman's Guide

After a long night of drinking with the fellas and watching the game you will probably need a little something to ease your pain. Here you'll find fifty restorative recipes for loaded fries, bacon burgers, luscious ramen, spicy tacos, mini pizzas and buffalo wings. Because, just like death and taxes, hangovers are simply one of life's certainties.

 Available @ Amazon

#10. Weed Smell Killing Candle

Weed Smell Killing Candle - The Caveman's Guide

Candle lovers will appreciate its clean and fresh (but not overpowering) smell and its 90-hour burn time, while smokers love the way it ruthlessly eliminates odors, leaving their homes smelling great even after it’s out. Made from soy blend wax with a lead-free wick and featuring enzymes that kill odors rather than masking them, this is truly a 21st century candle!

 Available @ Amazon

#11. Cereal Separating Bowl

Cereal Separating Bowl - The Caveman's Guide

Keep your cereal nice and crispy bit after bite with this Cereal Separating Bowl. This bowl is the perfect solution to your morning soggy cereal. A partial divider in the center of the bowl keeps the cereal dry on one side until you are ready for milk which is on the other side.

 Available @ It's Okay To Be Weird

#12. Super Sized Enter Key

Super Sized Enter Key - The Caveman's Guide

This Big Enter key was developed by a Japanese worker named Eisaku Haba who works at Hi-Japan Co., Ltd. One day as he was stressed out from working long hours, he accidentally hit his enter key on his computer a bit too hard and destroyed his keyboard. That is when he came up with this idea of making an enter key that’s unbreakable and a button that is 6 times bigger than the real key.

 Available @ Amazon

#13. Egg Ninjas

Egg Ninjas - The Caveman's Guide

Ninjas are super cool. We all love them even though they want to slice and dice us. These egg ninja covers are here to protect your morning eggs til you are ready to devour them.

 Available @ It's Okay To Be Weird

#14. Portable Protein and Supplement Funnel Keychain

Portable Protein and Supplement Funnel Keychain - The Caveman's Guide

Blast off and fantasize of going to the moon and beyond with this 3D Rocket Lamp. This fantastic and innovative rocket lamp will make a great giftThis Portable Protein and Supplement Funnel Keychain makes an ideal gift or stocking stuffer for fitness enthusiasts of all levels, and can be by your side whether you need your supplement fix before, during, or after your workout. This is not just for whey protein or other supplements but is also great for carrying your vitamins, baby formula, spices, and anything else you can think of! for any amateur astronomers or will look amazing in any space themed room.

 Available @ Amazon

15. Giant Ramen Noodle Cup

Giant Ramen Noodle Cup - The Caveman's Guide

Kudos to this cup of noodles! Slurp your favorite ramen the way it was meant to be enjoyed - in a perfect ceramic ramen noodle cup/bowl. We've outdone ourselves with this instant ramen noodle cup. Noodles not included.

 Available @ It's Okay To Be Weird

16. Beer Soap 

Beer Soap - The Caveman's Guide

If you were looking for another excuse to add beer to our daily routine then try this Beer Soap. The scents are derived from the beer itself and can be described as spicy, roasty, or fruity depending on the variety of soap. Beer soap is a perfect gift for just about anyone who has ever enjoyed a beer.

 Available @ Amazon

17. Wine Condoms

Wine Condoms - The Caveman's Guide

Plan on getting "lucky" with your next glass of merlot or chardonnay? Wine Condoms, like regular condoms, can be slipped in your pocket or purse and taken anywhere! They work great for restaurants and party leftovers too! Make these hilarious wine stoppers the perfect gift or your on the go protection.

 Available @ Amazon

18. Magnetic Finger

Magnetic Finger - The Caveman's Guide

Frustrating isn’t it? When you are trying to get a nut started on a bolt in a tight little space that you can’t even see into, let alone get both fingers onto. Before you know it, it drops and it’s gone into the dark place of no return. Well, here’s the answer: the Magnetic Finger. You will lose track of the number of times this tool will work its magnetic magic in a tight spot. Pick up nails, screws, bolts and washers, small tools– anything a magnet will attract.

 Available @ Amazon