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Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment - The Caveman's Guide
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After the tissue crisis of 2020 it’s time to give your tush some much needed T.L.C. This bidet not only provides a quiet cool stream of water to cleanse your unmentionables, but it also allows you to save on your tissue expense in case another crisis breaks out. Did we mention that it is easy to set up and will leave you feeling much cleaner than the back and forth wipes that can leave you in pain? Jump to the modern era and try it today!

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