I Didn't Fart Sign
For some people a fart is the only reason they enter an elevator. For others to spray someone with your scent is a way of sharing a bond with that person. If you like to share a bond with someone then hang this proudly in your man cave. This "I Didn't Fart My Ass Blew You A kiss"metal sign measures 12" x 8" and comes with 2 holes for easy hanging.
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