Nintendo Super Mario Fire Flower Garden Statue - The Caveman's Guide

Power up your yard with a Fire Flower Garden Statue! Be nice if it'd also keep the deer out, right? No such luck. Oh, and this will not allow you to throw fireballs, no matter how good a gardener you are. But it will bring some color to your yard or porch or patio or balcony. And that's really what flowers are supposed to do, right? 

Also makes a great centerpiece for wedding tables. And, you know, these never die. And don't require you to call an annoying florist. We're just sayin'.

Available at ThinkGeek

  • Share
  • Affiliate Disclosure

The Caveman's Guide is a collection of some of the coolest products from around the world. For some products we might receive a small commission for referring you to that website. Other products we post just because we believe you would love to see them.

The Caveman's Guide is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to

Check Out These Other Awesome Products

Aces Ceramic Ashtray - The Caveman's Guide
Giant Ramen Noodle Cup - The Caveman's Guide
The Best Backyard Hot Tub - The Caveman's Guide
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Sushi Set - The Caveman's Guide
Coffee Gummy Bears