Nintendo Super Mario Fire Flower Garden Statue
Power up your yard with a Fire Flower Garden Statue! Be nice if it'd also keep the deer out, right? No such luck. Oh, and this will not allow you to throw fireballs, no matter how good a gardener you are. But it will bring some color to your yard or porch or patio or balcony. And that's really what flowers are supposed to do, right?
Also makes a great centerpiece for wedding tables. And, you know, these never die. And don't require you to call an annoying florist. We're just sayin'.
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