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Top Rated Perfumes - The Caveman's Guide
Top Rated Perfumes - The Caveman's Guide
Top Rated Perfumes - The Caveman's Guide
Top Rated Perfumes - The Caveman's Guide
Top Rated Perfumes - The Caveman's Guide
Top Rated Perfumes - The Caveman's Guide

Top Rated Perfumes

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve landed a night off of the couch with this gift.  All you have to do is give her the perfume, look her in the eyes and repeat after me, “I’ve smelled over 60 scents and this right here is the one. It reminds me of you.”

Now fellas pay attention to this part. In between each word blink slowly and shake your head like you’re stopping yourself from crying. They love that emotional act.

She’s going to ask you how does it remind you of her. “Sweet, seductive, and intense. Now take off your clothes but you can keep the perfume on.” That gets her every time! 

Check out some of these top rated perfumes available at Macy's where you can find something as low as $30!

Top Rated Perfumes

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve landed a night off of the couch with this gift.  All you have to do is give her the perfume, look her in the eyes and repeat after me, “I’ve smelled over 60 scents and this right here is the one. It reminds me of you.”

Now fellas pay attention to this part. In between each word blink slowly and shake your head like you’re stopping yourself from crying. They love that emotional act.

She’s going to ask you how does it remind you of her. “Sweet, seductive, and intense. Now take off your clothes but you can keep the perfume on.” That gets her every time! 

Check out some of these top rated perfumes available at Macy's where you can find something as low as $30!

Top Rated Perfumes

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